▶ @bodhi

making this a post cuz app sucks but yee i getchu i’m not even looking for a relationship at the moment and like i have this thing where i refuse to have crush unless i’m 100% they like me like damn make the first move so i don’t make a fool of myself also im extra virgin olive oil sex is when u ding dong in the wink wonk and that is the extent of my knowledge. what is ding dong? what is wink wonk? we’ll never know!

and ugh yeah my white roommate is like “well i don’t get offended when people say it” cuz no one says it to you in regards to your race ever please shut up

thebodaciousboywonder replied to your post “no but for real he asked me what friends i made here and i told him…”

When he says “foreign bf” I think he’s trying to mean “oh how romantic he’s from another country and how tragic it could be if he left but you two still loved each other from across the ocean” /starcrossedloverstrope

(oh whoop didn’t see this reply)

hrrrm yeah but there’s this huge association with asian=foreign that always bugs me ESPECIALLY since like their friends ALWAYS ALWAYS make racist ass asian jokes whenever i’m around and SPECIFICALLY tell me shit like “where are you from? no i mean where are you REALLY from?”

not implying that you and M love each other or something, just that that whole relationship with a foreign exchange student who suddenly has to go back to their home country thing happens surprisingly often in college

wait for real? i kinda figured nobody fucking bothered cuz they were exchange students anyway lol

unless like it was a casual fling and both sides were cool with it

welcomeyurilovers:

dualpaperbags:

Now you too can play along with Yuri Bingo at home

Let’s Play!

1 hour ago · 11948 · reblog

hiphopfightsplaque replied to your post “what the fuck is sex even like”

Lube is your friend. Foreplay is your even better friend. Condoms are your guardian angels.

oh my god this oil isnt coming off anytime soon pls

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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yugioh4adults:

taekoyashuiro:

yugioh4adults:

wana fite me

you dont wanna make me……. use my sharingan………

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2 hours ago · 43818 · reblog

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

2 hours ago · 107511 · reblog

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

astral-nexus:

vegan-xicano:

prettynymph:

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out

Seaworld, zoos, circuses

Always reblog, spread the message.

Actually many zoos are very important for environmental education, conservation, and rehab. Sea world and circus’s are shitty organizations that profit off of the animals they treat like tourist attractions instead of living creatures.

2 hours ago · 167977 · reblog

jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

(Source: prosinac)

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